New Zealands Version of the Nightline News LOL Video

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SLAM!! Kim? ...
SLAM!! Kim? Kardashian

Tie? Henwood :D
Tie? Henwood :D

Hahahaha so true :) ...
Hahahaha so true :) Our beer is still? pretty good though :p

LOL true beer is ...
LOL true beer is from Englad, where it's actualy dark and no of this? fizzy s**t we get here... though our beer is still stronger than the f**king yanks though. XD

awww silly aussie ...
awww silly aussie your just an inbread? nation of outback hillybillys please dry yr tears and f**k off ould y akindly:)

Dai Henwood (if you ...
Dai Henwood (if you watched the video) is a very very very funny Kiwi. Tui is a really awesome beer (Aussies wouldn't understand what true beer is) and L&P...? you dont even deserve to know what that is. Australia is better than NZ. Yea Right.

LOL That's cool. ...
LOL That's cool. Got nothing else to say? Would you kindly go back to shagging some sheep? and eating your f**king lollies? Thanks!

It doesn't matter ...
It doesn't matter who Ned Kelly was, what matters is that The Story of the Kelly Gang was the first ever feature film. Who the f**k is Dai Henwood and? Tui, and what the f**k is L&P? Must be inferior brands or something.

What do we use ...
What do we use Australia as an excuse for? Nothing.. quite frankly your? arguement is seriously lacking. Go back to riding your kangaroo and f**k off. You are making a complete dick of yourself mate. New Zealand is far superiour to Aus and always will be. So suck it b***h.

Yea I guess it is ...
Yea I guess it is better to swim naked. Anyways I don't think you know noticed that I said Pineapple Lumps? are s**t and you can have them for all I care. The problem here is that New Zealand is just trying to get noticed because it hardly does. It needs to always use Australia as an excuse for everything.

i wish we could ...
i wish we could just get along too, but aussies are contept with saying that they're better than us... all i hear? is BULLs**t

Thats? why they are ...
Thats? why they are trying to claim our pineapple lumps. They are far superiour to whatever lollies aussie has. Kangaroo riding hippies. Australia is just an oversized desert.

My friend, Speedos ...
My friend, Speedos really are no acheivement. They are underpants that you lot? go swimming in. So quite honestly get over it and just accept that pineapple lumps are kiwi.

Who the f**k was ...
Who the f**k was Ned Kelly? We? dont care. We dont care about anything aussies do because we are better. And why are we better you ask? Because we have pineapple lumps, Dai Henwood and Tui. And L&P. So suck it b***h.

Ive never in my ...
Ive never in my life been envious of australia, and? your racist if you think nz'ers are inferior to you "people" and we dont want to compete with you because we already know that being a kiwi is better. PERIOD.

NZ is a piece of ...
NZ is a piece of land so is australia. why does one place have to be better than the other...... I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and? smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

My question really ...
My question really is why is New Zealand always hating Australia? New zealand just wants to be Australia so bad, that's why they are copying everything we do and comparing us to you. And the funny thing is that all this debating is over a goddam lolly. This lolly must be the most rarest thing on your small list of inventions. I? have never heard so much butthurt sheep shaggers complaining about something as small as this.

How can I accept ...
How can I accept New Zealand is better when I get a small list of New Zealand achievements compared to Australia? Why is it also that there is a growing number of sheep shaggers coming to Australia? Don't they like New Zealand? And what has New Zealand done to make us Aussies hate you? How about always trying to compare us with inferior? people like you constantly? How about always being so envious of Australia? How about always wanting to compete with us?

and what have nz? ...
and what have nz? done that you aussies hate? NOTHING

i can understand ...
i can understand why you have to be a c**t about everything, why cant you just accept that? nz is better, end of story.

Getting a little ...
Getting a little better my sheep shagging friend. The list is getting better for Australia. Tanks, electronic pacemaker, bionic ear, hills hoist, coupe utility, zinc cream, fridge, electric drill, Victa Lawnmower, Speedos and more. Plus we have our own sport of Aussie Rules. Keep up the small list sheep shagger. ?

also the disposable ...
also the disposable syringe and the? tranquiliser dart gun

we split the? atom, ...
we split the? atom, the invented the moden jetboat, the bunjy jump, brewery fermentation, aerial topdressing, improved sheep- shearing technique, the britten motocycle... hows that list now aussie f**ktard?

Oh how cool. The ...
Oh how cool. The list is so small though. How about inventions that contribute to the world? No one really cares about those. Vegemite is so much superior to Marmite and was actually invented by Australians, not poms. Come back? when your list is a little more appealing.

ok then wiseguy ...
ok then wiseguy here's the list: pavalova, phar lap, pineapple lumps,? jandals, marmite, (copied concept and then changed the name to vegemite)

Wi-fi was made by ...
Wi-fi was made by the CSIRO team in Canberra, Australia. Lawrence Hargrave was the first person to create a functional flying machine in 1894. The first feature film was The Story of the Kelly Gang in 1906 which went over an hour long. There's a huge list mate. Kiwi's haven't contributed once. What are the things that other people made that? Australia took? A piece of lolly?

No, no and no. You ...
No, no and no. You sir are wrong, you didnt create wifi, you didnt make the first feature film and you havent contributed anything so shut you b***hy mouth and get off this page. You dont know anything, this is exactly why we hate you bloody aussies cos you take everything that other people have created and then say you made wtf is that? bulls**t, australia hasnt created anything so you think its ok to steal other people's ideas.

LOL Personally we ...
LOL Personally we don't give a s**t about Pineapple Lumps. It is just the New Zealanders trying to gain attention for themselves because no one likes you. Australia has contributed heaps. You wouldn't? be able to use the internet without wi-fi right? Australia created it. How about movies, the first ever feature length film was Australian about Ned Kelly. The first people to invent functional flying machines were Australians.

Bloody Aussies. No ...
Bloody Aussies. No suprises there.?